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Survived my first earthquake

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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

likespancakes:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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Just experinced my first MINI earthquake.

flyytothetop:

Expectation:

Reality:

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tyleroakley:

Things I’ve said before.

tyleroakley:

Things I’ve said before.

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Hey, you know “P. Sherman” from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It’s supposed to be “Fisherman” with a Filipino accent.

asiangirlproblems:

hooylindsay:

chyeaahitssean:

jessica-aileen:

LOOOOL OMG I HAD TO REBLOG BEFORE I SLEPT.

I KEEP SAYING IT TO MYSELF. THIS IS GR8.


 lolololololol

BAHAHAHAHAHAHWUHDAUDHAUDHHAHAHAHAH LOL I LAUGHED SO MUCH

okay seriously guys i need to sleep now

ROFL ROFL ROFL I NEVER REALIZED THIS.

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